Congratulations!!!!!!

Dear Payton,

I told you I did it! Here's a congratulations letter from your bestest friend for finishing your homework after procrastinating for like a week. Ish. (Though some of your reasons for procrastinating are legitimate, I doubt napping and Facebook would go over well...) You've worked super hard the last two days, and still managed to get me through all kinds of craziness (dunno how you put up with it! You're pretty amazing like that), so here's a little recognition.

Now I know you said you'd finish it anyway, but it's always good to have it done early! So extra congrats for a job well done fairly early (I think, I don't knew the due date...) ((now I do, you were slacking! But it's still fairly early.)) Just think of all the things you have time for now!

Hopefully your three five-paragraph essays turned out wonderfully, and the short ones equally well! Hopefully they sounded as clever as you usually do (smart aleck). Maybe your group won't be mad, and they'll stop talking about you when you're not in class, like Alex told you they were.

Maybe, in honor of your achievement, you can be a cannibal and eat some of that cake you've got left! Though butter sauce can't possibly live up to you.

Congratulations,
Constellations
(Haha, not giving my real name :D)