Sunday, August 3, 2014

Things That Are Weird: Asthma

Asthma is the weirdest thing. I have a very mild form of exercise/allergy induced asthma, and let me tell you, it's crazy. I can't imagine what it's like to have a worse form.

It's like your body just decides it doesn't want to breathe anymore.

Totally crazy right? Goes against every survival instinct.

"Let me just get clogged up and dump mucus into your lungs. We don't need those, we can survive without them! Oh wait..."

Exercise is healthy, good for you right?

"Oh no, exercise? Let me just totally rebel against this form of healthy living. It's abuse! You don't get to exercise. I'll stop you! There, you can't breathe! Hahahaha....!" *dies*

Similar reaction to the presence of allergens.

Maybe a little less dramatic. And it's a lot less funny. But no less ridiculous.

Hey, human body? Please don't do that. Keep breathing! Even if I decide to take a jog.

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